once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
And at the end of the day, what about losing weight, or shrinking your dress size, really matters. Because I sure hope when I am old and grey, I’m not sitting around saying “I really do wish I spent my 20’s being slimmer”… I guarentee it’ll be more along the lines of “I really wish I spent less of my life worrying about my size, and just truly enjoying the short time I have here.”
So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?